Its been a while since I posted something... So Here, The Real Best friends Poem. I found it once on a web site called Two bakas crazy lil corner of hell but they have redone their site so I googled the poem. I finally found it. I find that it is the perfect poem for those of us who are tired of the sissy la la crap that most friend poems are. so Please enjoy!

"True" Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

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When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the f***ing b****rd who made you sad.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

When you are scared -- I will rag you about it, every chance I get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

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